During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."
What do you get when you put seven blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, "What in the world are blind people doing driving?"
Did you hear about the blonde who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from her road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds."
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said "concentrate."
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest?
The blonde, because she's 18.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
How to trouble a blonde:
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!!!
Why did the blonde tell her Pastor under no circumstances would she have more than three children?
Because she heard that 1 out of 4 children born in the world is Chinese.
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